Never, ever get stoned and try to listen to Yakety Sax (the Benny Hill music). It creates a time warp where you think it’s been 20 minutes but has only been 45 seconds.
The World is a Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid to Die - Getting Sodas
the world is a beautiful place, but we have to make it that way
whenever you find home we’ll make it more than just a shelter
and if everyone belongs there it’ll hold us all together
well if you’re afraid to die then so am I
The World is a Beautiful Place and I Am No Longer Afraid To Die
Anonymous asked: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|
"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."
- student: can i borrow a pencil
- teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
- student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious